Wilhelm Keitel

NIEMALS!!!!!!!!

Wilhelm Keitel, the always serious old man in the bunker. A field marshal and leader of the OKW. The man is quiet "popular" so biographies aren't needed unless YOU WANT ME TO.

In the parodies
So, Keitel here is a man who from the looks of it, is just as old, or older than Dolfy. If someone tells a joke, he:


 * doesn't smile, nor laugh, but stare at confusion.
 * yell, well, "niemals".
 * stare angrily, or even menacingly, ala a Stanley Kubrick movie.
 * confront someone who may have something to do with said joke.

No matter how the bunker tried, Keitel NEVER laughed at a single joke. Like the Joker once said: Why so serious?

Universal Soldier: Project Untergang
Keitel was one of the many deceased Downfall parody characters who were converted into Universal Soldiers. His presence in the series would be minimal.

In the mods
Later on!